Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize