Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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