i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
this will be a night to untag.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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