need another drink. this is the easiest way
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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