I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Please don't give away my fajitas
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