i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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