His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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