Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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