if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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