You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
