So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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