i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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