I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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