Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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