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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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