Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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