if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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