Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think your dad took our porno
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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