Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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