this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
