ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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