At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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