He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The best revenge is premature balding
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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