remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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