Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you never un-have a 4some
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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