Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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