Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
