But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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