I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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