He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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