well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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