She's JV to your varsity
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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