i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Sober January is a disaster.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
