the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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