Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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