I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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