we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
don't judge my taste in strippers
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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