You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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