oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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