Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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