I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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