A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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