You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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