Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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