what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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