Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need water and some morals
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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