and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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