plz talk dirty to me
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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