If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
