i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
