Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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