did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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