check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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