i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
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