i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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